An actual conversation between a friend and I:
Her: You know what show I would watch? Skeptical Ghost Hunters.
Me: I know that you said Ghost, but what I heard was Skeptical Goat Hunters. Like, a group of guys that go from town to town saying “So you think you’ve got goats, huh? We’ll see.” And they set up cameras and wait for a goat to pass by.
Her: Oh, goat! I thought you said dope. Skeptical Dope Hunters. They go around like “You think that’s cocaine? Sorry to tell you, but that’s baking soda.”
Me: …Dope! You said dope... Not “Skeptical Goat Punters.”
Her: How would that even work?
Me: Well, some guy says “Hey, I can punt this goat 10 feet.” Then the host says “No way. No one can punt a goat ten feet, I doubt that goat could be punted more than 5½ feet, tops. Show me.”
Her: Wow, I don’t even think I could punt a goat 5½ feet.
Me: And that’s why we’d be perfect for this show.