Monday, April 1, 2013

A is for Adult Content

Wonderful news, everyone!

It is once again time for the annual A-Z blogging challenge. It's that magical time of year, full of shiny hope, where I pretend I'm capable of assimilating into the blog-o-sphere, but have my hopes dashed throughout the month as my ideas degenerate into discussing yaks and offending like, 70% of the Mommy Bloggers.

They shouldn't be talking about their boobs if they don't want me to be talking about their boobs. I'm kidding. Who doesn't like people talking about their boobs? That was rhetorical. I know that the people who have lost a breast to cancer, or have the super-floppy-pancakey ones often don't like to discuss it, but you didn't need to bring that up.

Have some fucking tact.

Which brings me to today's point.

This is the first year in the A-Z challenge where a blog can sign up under a particular category. It's completely optional, except if you're an Adult Content blog, then you'll be removed if you're not listed as such.

I took a look at some of the (AC) blogs and a lot of them were talking about dildos, buttsex techniques, and all sorts of miscellaneous things about genitals and how to use them.

Now, I almost never actually write about sex, but I sure do say fuck a lot. I figured that whether you're writing about dicks and twats, or you're just calling people dicks and twats, it still comes under that category of "adult content." If my posts were being read aloud on television, that guy would have to come on beforehand and say "viewer discretion is advised."

So, if you're coming here from the A-Z blog list because you saw the (AC) and you were looking for tips on how to find the best glory holes, I'm not your guy.

If you're looking for somebody to use a considerable about of profanity to go on a long rant about why their favorite television show is degrading, then we're all in luck! 

I've decided to do a vaguely writing-centered series of posts this month. Join me tomorrow for "B is for Bloggess." So, leave a comment, Like me on Facebook, watch my About video, and let's get started!

9 comments:

Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicrous said...

I don't know, I think you could have talked more about boobs. Although I prefer jubblies, but that's just a personal choice.

Timothy Brannan said...

Looking forward to seeing what you do all month!

Tim
The Other Side
Red Sonja: She-devil with a Sword

Tina said...

Hi Adam,
I say fuck a lot, too. Just not on my blog - my mom reads it and thinks I'm pristine, despite all my efforts to appear as a normal, non-pristine person in front of her...I think she's stuck in a time-warp. Or something.
Anyway, I'm your hostess for the Challenge, so I thought I'd drop by and say "hi". Wasn't looking for sex techniques...though I'm sure I'll run into some of those in my travels...

Tina @ Life is Good
Co-host, April 2013 A-Z Challenge Blog
@TinaLifeisGood, #atozchallenge

Adam Jones said...

Kellie - Well, then you should have been around here a couple of years ago for B is for Boobs.

Timothy - Thank you so much!

Tina - I swear a lot more here than in my daily life. I'm fascinated by the discrepancies between who people are in their blogs and who they are in real life, and how we choose how we want to be seen publicly. Blah, anyway, thanks for stopping by!

Rhondi St. Onge Peacock said...

I have boobs and say fuck a lot. Mind if I follow? I'm not a Mommy blogger but I am Canadian. We never offend easily. Giddy up! I look forward to your next 25 posts!!!

Kelly said...

I have boobs, I say fuck a lot, and I'm a Mom...though I would SO not consider myself a Mommy Blogger. I look forward to seeing just how offensive you can be...I find offensive amusing!

Michelle said...

I hope B is for boobs. If not, I don't know how to enjoy this.

Adam Jones said...

Rhondi - You may absolutely follow, your boobs and foul mouth are welcome here.

Kelly - I don't actually try to be offensive, it just tends to happen sometimes. I hope that I do not disappoint.

Michelle - My very first A-Z from two years ago was B is for Boobs, so I got you covered.


Also, it looks like I may have to start a movement of "I have boobs and I say fuck a lot!" If the commenters on this post are any indication, it would take off like wildfire.

Hannah Brooker said...

I think I may like what you have lined up! Don't be fooled by the pink mummy blog I like a good swear and love a good blog!

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