Saturday, April 2, 2011

B is for Boobs

There are just a handful of things in this world that are truly beautiful and perfect.  My favorite such handful is boobs.

I don't care who you are, or where you come from.  Whether you're a man, woman, straight, or gayer than 2 guys blowing 3 guys.  Chances are, you have an appreciation for boobs; as well you should.

They're beautiful.

It causes me great sadness to know that there are so many women out there that are caused great sadness by their own bosom.  I wish that they knew what I know; That they are beautiful.  By "they" I mean both the tits, and the totality of the woman.

I have only been in this world for three decades, but during this time I have noticed a few things.  One of the things I can tell you is that I have not once laid my eyes on a single rack that was less than wonderful.  I've also noticed that anyone who disagrees with me in this particular area is either the owner of said chest, or a monster.

Women: Love yourselves.
Boob haters: Go and die.

I don't care if you are big, small, perky, saggy, pears, or pancakes... You. Are. Beautiful.

So please, take today and appreciate the boobs in your life.

I know that I will.

Apparently a lot of people have been saying that B is for Blogging.  Huh...

I guess.


Rebecca Dupree said...

I had to laugh. My husband feels the same way.

Cindy Swanson said...
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Adam Jones said...

Rebecca - It's good to know that there are other like-minded individuals out there.

Cindy - I miss you. Where did you go? Well, I'm glad that I was able to help you feel better for a moment... likely before you realized how drastically inappropriate my blog can be. Wherever you are, I hope that you are well.

Mercy said...

Hahahaha your edit totally cracked me up!

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