Inappropriate Haiku # 4
Listen Aunt Sara
Your money's on the dresser
Now get the fuck out
Your money's on the dresser
Now get the fuck out
P.S. - I'm working on a new segment I think you guys are gonna like. Maybe. I don't really understand you people.
P.P.S. - Just to nip that in the bud, I didn't mean "you people" in a racist way. I've been made an honorary black man on three different occasions, by three different black men. So I clearly have no problem with the coloreds.
P.P.P.S. - The beautiful Miss Kagashi, author of Multiculturalism for Steampunk, is hosting a contest to promote multiculturalism. She is asking people to take the month of February and learn a little bit of a new language. You can go check out the rules here. If you make a video of yourself at the end of the month, sharing a bit of what you've learned, you could win a nice new hat. And have a lot of fun. And maybe get a hat.
I want that hat.
However, I want a lot of people to enter this. I realize this is counter-productive of me, as it increases my competition, but I don't care. In fact, I'll sweeten the pot. If you win the competition, and stop by here to let me know, I'll write you a haiku on the subject of your choice. I'll even send you a framed copy of it.* You know what? I'll even do the same for Miss Kagashi, as a token of appreciation for trying to better all you Philistines.
P.P.P.P.S. - I'm going to try to learn some Japanese. If any of my Japanese readers (or readers who know Japanese) have any hints, tips, or advice, I'd love to hear it. Thanks!
*If you pick a subject like Antidisestablishmentarianism, I may also spit on it.
P.P.P.S. - The beautiful Miss Kagashi, author of Multiculturalism for Steampunk, is hosting a contest to promote multiculturalism. She is asking people to take the month of February and learn a little bit of a new language. You can go check out the rules here. If you make a video of yourself at the end of the month, sharing a bit of what you've learned, you could win a nice new hat. And have a lot of fun. And maybe get a hat.
I want that hat.
However, I want a lot of people to enter this. I realize this is counter-productive of me, as it increases my competition, but I don't care. In fact, I'll sweeten the pot. If you win the competition, and stop by here to let me know, I'll write you a haiku on the subject of your choice. I'll even send you a framed copy of it.* You know what? I'll even do the same for Miss Kagashi, as a token of appreciation for trying to better all you Philistines.
P.P.P.P.S. - I'm going to try to learn some Japanese. If any of my Japanese readers (or readers who know Japanese) have any hints, tips, or advice, I'd love to hear it. Thanks!
*If you pick a subject like Antidisestablishmentarianism, I may also spit on it.
2 comments:
If you have a Nintendo DS, My Japanese Coach is a really good way to learn Japanese. You can hear how words are spoken, speak them back and learn how to write them. All in the format of mini-games, which is awesome.
Thanks for the heads up!
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