Miss Kagashi finally announced the winner of the first ever Great Language Learning Challenge! I'll save you the suspense.
It was me.
That's right. After recruiting a 6'3" woman, a panda, and the prettiest boy I've ever known, I managed to beat out all the other (three) contestants. Okay, I may have gone a bit overboard. But you know what? I really wanted that hat.
I promised that I'd write a custom haiku for the winner. So here is the custom haiku I wrote for me:
I will rise above all else
No force can stop me
Miss Kagashi: Red and gray. Those seem like fine colors for my new hat. Also, I promised you a haiku of your choice, no matter who won, as thanks for holding the contest. What would you like it to be about? Also, I'm going to need a physical address to which to send it.
P.S. - I'm declaring today Hat Victory Day. I would have just made it Hat Day, but it didn't convey the victory, and there already was one. So enjoy your new holiday. I know I will.
P.P.S. - Don't worry. Don't even worry. I will be posting plenty of pictures of me with that hat when I get it.