They're fast, stealthy, vicious, and need you to be dead. They're kind of like space-velociraptors that way. Except that these things have armored skin, acid blood, and a life cycle based entirely on sexual assault. But honestly, what do you expect when you're designed be a Swiss surrealist who looks like this. (do not click if you ever want to sleep again)
Man, I really wish I could write more about this, but I am exhausted. Writing a blog post nearly every day takes a lot more out of you than I originally anticipated. I have no less desire or intention of maintaining this blog regularly than I did at the start, but now I have a much better understanding of what that is going to take. You know what? I'll cover all of this in a wrap-up post next Monday. For now, please accept my apologies for this very brief snippet on my favorite creature who's tongue also has a mouth.
My second favorite was this guy.