You did it! Last night as I lay slumbering, you guys gave me my first milestone: 50 Followers! (On my Facebook fan page)
Sure, maybe in some grand scheme fifty followers aren't that much, but in my Grand Scheme you fifty followers are the foundation upon which I shall build my empire! You hear that? Fame and fortune, and it all starts with you. To show my gratitude, I am sharing with you one of my greatest treasures. Below is the first of my beloved Inappropriate Haiku. Please enjoy.
Inappropriate Haiku #1
Gentle and loving
Your eyes reflect the starlight
Now get on my cock
P.S. I know I've been posting a lot this last week. It's that new blog smell, I have trouble staying away. I'll calm down here soon and post something with a little more substance.