You did it! Last night as I lay slumbering, you guys gave me my first milestone: 50 Followers! (On my Facebook fan page)
Sure, maybe in some grand scheme fifty followers aren't that much, but in my Grand Scheme you fifty followers are the foundation upon which I shall build my empire! You hear that? Fame and fortune, and it all starts with you. To show my gratitude, I am sharing with you one of my greatest treasures. Below is the first of my beloved Inappropriate Haiku. Please enjoy.
Inappropriate Haiku #1
Gentle and loving
Your eyes reflect the starlight
Now get on my cock
P.S. I know I've been posting a lot this last week. It's that new blog smell, I have trouble staying away. I'll calm down here soon and post something with a little more substance.
6 comments:
OMG, I would have had milk coming out my nose if I had been drinking it. In fact, I think I did have milk coming ot my nose despite the fact I WASN'T drinking it. I will have to share this with James. :)
Spontaneous Nasal Lactation is a serious medical condition. You should have that treated at your earliest possible opportunity.
This is disturbing to me on so many levels.
Aww, Pecanita, you say such the sweetest things!
OMG my boyfriend must read your blog... Totally thought he was just being sweet!! LOL
Ashley - I'm glad I could do something sweet for you. Even though it seems I had to use your boyfriend as a conduit.
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